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An iEtherean Tale #67
The Neon Lights of NeoTechropolis

An imaginary iEtherean tale based on true stories, real events, news, articles and/or facts…
In the neon-lit expanse of NeoTechropolis, the Digital Currency Stewardship Alliance (DCSA) towered as a crystal monolith, a hub of data, blockchain streams, and cutting-edge financial analysis. The DCSA’s purpose was singular: to rate and guide digital currencies that fueled this tech-driven world.
At the helm was Bennett Kline, the DCSA’s Executive Director, known for his strategic foresight and loyalty to cryptocurrencies with transformative potential. Standing at his side was Rachel Lin, the DCSA’s PR strategist, whose knack for spinning narratives had earned her the title The Wordsmith of NeoTechropolis. Together, they faced their latest challenge: a dangerously low rating for iEthereum on the DCSA’s MetaScore Report.
It was just past dawn when Bennett received the alert. The MetaScore for iEthereum had come in at CCC, a red-flag warning signifying high risk. Each metric seemed poised to challenge iEthereum’s legitimacy: Transaction Risk sat at a concerning 42.8%, Security Investment barely reached 30%, and Reputation lingered around 59.42%. OracleX, the DCSA’s all-seeing AI, had processed data streams, examining everything from liquidity to community trust, and painted a bleak picture.
Rachel entered his office, her face reflecting a mix of curiosity and caution. “What’s the verdict?” she asked, eyeing the hovering hologram.
Bennett exhaled sharply. “Not good. MetaScore has given iEthereum a CCC rating, and OracleX’s metrics won’t give us much room for argument. Transaction risk is through the roof, security investment is low, and OracleX has rated their reputation at 59.42%. If we release this report as-is, it could spark a massive sell-off.”
Rachel scanned the hologram, her sharp eyes noting each metric. “42.8% for Transaction Risk? That seems harsh. OracleX isn’t factoring in iEthereum’s real-world resilience.” She frowned. “OracleX, can you break down the Transaction Risk calculation?”
OracleX’s mechanical tone replied, “The Transaction Risk score is based on liquidity distribution, influence of major token holders, and historical price-volume correlation. All risk metrics are objectively calculated.”
Rachel rolled her eyes. “There’s ‘objective,’ and then there’s selectively weighted data. OracleX, what percentage of the Transaction Risk score is historical performance?”
“Historical performance is weighted at 15%,” OracleX responded. Its tone was detached, indifferent to the effect of its rigid analysis.
Bennett nodded thoughtfully. “That explains it. OracleX’s algorithms don’t account for iEthereum’s track record. A one-size-fits-all approach doesn’t do justice to their unique strengths.”
“Then let’s emphasize iEthereum’s resilience,” Rachel suggested. “They’ve never had a breach, never gone offline. Maybe OracleX can’t adjust its formula, but we can adjust the story.”
A chime interrupted them—an incoming call from Liam Gray, NeoTechropolis’s top cryptocurrency influencer. His high-energy digital show, Crypto Edge, commanded a massive audience, and his take on the MetaScore report would be critical.
“Bennett! Rachel! Heard there’s a CCC rating on iEthereum. Rumor’s spreading like wildfire. What gives?” Liam’s image appeared on the holographic display, his expressive face revealing both curiosity and concern.
Rachel stepped forward. “Hey, Liam. You’re right—the initial MetaScore report came back lower than expected. But we’re working to get a clearer narrative around the numbers. There’s context here that MetaScore’s metrics can’t cover.”
Liam raised an eyebrow. “A CCC rating, though? That’s going to make people nervous, even the diehard iEthereum fans.”
“Understandably,” Rachel acknowledged. “But here’s what MetaScore isn’t capturing: iEthereum has a perfect record on security. Zero breaches, zero downtime. That’s a metric OracleX can’t factor in because it’s measuring financial investment in security, not operational performance. And their recent attacks score? 100%.”
Liam crossed his arms, nodding slowly. “Alright, I see the angle. But that Reputation score at 59.42%—what’s going on there? Are you saying the algorithm’s overlooking something?”
Bennett stepped in. “Reputation is driven by public sentiment and media coverage. iEthereum’s a niche currency without big partnerships or massive PR campaigns, so its score suffers. But for those in the know, iEthereum’s value is its reliability, not its popularity.”
Liam’s face softened. “Okay, I’ll give you that. Still, without your backing, this rating’s going to get out and wreak havoc. What’s the DCSA’s official statement?”
Rachel took a breath, aware of the stakes. “We’re crafting a balanced report, but we’re focusing on stability and long-term performance, highlighting the low breach record and transactional integrity. iEthereum might not hit the headlines, but it’s never let its users down.”
Liam nodded. “Fair enough. I’ll hold off on a reaction until I see your release. But you two better bring clarity—people are already on edge after the last currency crash.”
After the call, Bennett and Rachel exchanged glances. The stakes had grown. OracleX’s data-driven analysis had its limitations, and they were walking a fine line between transparency and reassurance.
“OracleX, bring up the Security Investment metric. What’s driving the 30% score?” Bennett asked.
OracleX responded in its cold, efficient tone, “Security Investment is based on audit frequency, partnerships with security firms, and disclosed security measures. iEthereum’s limited number of audits and partnerships results in a lower score.”
Rachel frowned. “But what about their perfect security record? Zero breaches in seven years? OracleX, surely there’s a modifier for that.”
“Security records are not weighted in the MetaScore. Scores are calculated based on quantifiable investments and partnerships,” OracleX responded.
Bennett sighed. “Then we need to tell the story behind those metrics. Rachel, we need to emphasize that iEthereum doesn’t have deep pockets for flashy audits, but it’s battle-tested. Investors need to understand it’s safe even if it’s modest.”
Rachel nodded, energized by the challenge. “Exactly. I’ll highlight the security success rate and emphasize community trust. We’re framing it as the underdog that’s stood the test of time, not the flashy newcomer.”
She turned to OracleX, saying, “OracleX, prepare a comparative graph showing iEthereum’s operational stability against higher-rated coins that have suffered security breaches.”
OracleX paused before responding, “Comparative graphs generated. Analysis will be available within 15 minutes.”
As the data processed, Rachel returned to her notes, crafting lines that balanced transparency and reassurance. Just then, another message came through. Risa Takahashi, head of the DCSA’s regulatory oversight, had sent an encrypted communique, a warning that certain regulatory bodies had flagged iEthereum’s low MetaScore as a potential risk to investors.
“We’re on thin ice,” Bennett said as he read the message. “This rating could prompt investigations, new regulations—even delistings if we’re not careful. We need every i dotted.”
Rachel’s face tightened with determination. “Then we’ll make it watertight. The message will emphasize iEthereum’s responsible growth over time and its commitment to operational integrity. No fluff, no dodging the lower scores, just straight facts.”
The door chimed, and OracleX’s assistant protocol, DataLink, entered with the compiled comparisons. “Here are the requested metrics, highlighting comparative breach histories and security investments for competitive currencies,” it announced.
Rachel scanned the document. “Perfect. This shows that while some coins have triple the security investment, they’ve had breach incidents, while iEthereum’s record remains clean.”
With her report finalized, Rachel sent it to Crypto Edge for early access, ensuring that Liam Gray would present a well-rounded analysis on his show. Minutes later, Liam’s initial message arrived on the display. “DCSA, love the angle you took. You told the story behind the numbers. People need context, and you provided it. This should help ease nerves.”
Bennett leaned back, visibly relieved. “Good work, Rachel. We turned an algorithmic red flag into a constructive message. iEthereum isn’t going to get a sugarcoated rating, but at least we’re not leaving the narrative to OracleX’s unfeeling algorithms.”
Rachel smiled. “OracleX is useful, but nothing replaces understanding the bigger picture.”
Later that evening, Liam Gray’s Crypto Edge broadcast went live, delivering a balanced breakdown. “Sure, iEthereum got a CCC rating, but it’s not the whole story. Its perfect security track record speaks volumes. In a market where even the biggest names face breaches, iEthereum stands steady.”
As the broadcast concluded, Rachel watched the real-time sentiment tracking feed. The data confirmed it—public confidence in iEthereum held steady, proof that with the right framing, even the most daunting numbers could be humanized.
And in NeoTechropolis, where numbers held power but stories ruled the heart, that was the true victory.
The iEtherean Tales series are published every Saturday. Bi-weekly here and each alternative Saturday over on our Substack. The iEtherean Tales are recreated from our weekly technical articles as a fun creative form of alternative iEthereum education. Enjoy!
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